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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 16,963rdBest Weather: 18,790thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,186th
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Duckspeaker
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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Valestein

Population18.29 billion

Currencygold pieces
Animalblue wolf

The Community of Valestein is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 18.29 billion Valesteiners are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 60.1%.

The very strong Valesteinish economy, worth 946 trillion gold pieceses a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,770 gold pieceses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Valestein successfully hosted the Lennart Olympics, Leader has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, and the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valestein's national animal is the blue wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Valestein is ranked 121,915th in the world and 29th in Lennart for Largest Governments, scoring 14.93 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 16,963rdBest Weather: 18,790thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,186thLargest Populations: 21,650thMost Beautiful Environments: 27,273rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 28,639thMost Ignorant Citizens: 31,040thMost Devout: 32,481st
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Valestein was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Valestein, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril.
  • : Following new legislation in Valestein, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety.
  • : Following new legislation in Valestein, Leader has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Valestein, Valestein successfully hosted the Lennart Olympics.
  • : Following new legislation in Valestein, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
  • : Following new legislation in Valestein, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Valesteinish nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli.
  • : Following new legislation in Valestein, the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong.
  • : Following new legislation in Valestein, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Valestein, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies.

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