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Most Valuable International Artwork: 161stLargest Gambling Industry: 516thMost Devout: 1,478th
The Keyboard Smacking Black Cat of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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Apprentice
He Who Yeets
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Civil Rights
Few
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Rare

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Valerievna

Population12.677 billion

CapitalValerievna City
LeaderSalem
FaithLynxism

Currencygold coin
Animalmonster

The Keyboard Smacking Black Cat of Valerievna is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Salem with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.677 billion Peebbles are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Law & Order and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valerievna City. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Peebble economy, worth a remarkable 2,183 trillion gold coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 172,212 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government enforces a policy of 'from each according to their ability, to each according to the available budget', money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, poverty is disloyal to the Motherland, and Jennifer Government is banned. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Valerievna's national animal is the monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lynxism.

Valerievna is ranked 151,994th in the world and 2,891st in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 152.26141644152 days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 161stLargest Gambling Industry: 516thMost Devout: 1,478thMost Armed: 1,621stMost Primitive: 1,966thMost Avoided: 2,430thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,736thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,793rdLargest Black Market: 2,800thNudest: 2,818thHighest Crime Rates: 2,949thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,749thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,863rdLargest Mining Sector: 4,050thMost Influential: 4,292ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,547thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,825thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,404thHighest Economic Output: 10,972ndHighest Poor Incomes: 14,205thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,039thHighest Average Incomes: 15,452ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,567thMost Patriotic: 28,417th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 24th in the regionMost Influential: 27th in the regionMost Devout: 74th in the regionMost Armed: 99th in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 113th in the regionNudest: 121st in the regionLargest Black Market: 153rd in the regionMost Avoided: 159th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 179th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 188th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 214th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 228th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 242nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 265th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 418th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 573rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 616th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 669th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 813th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 876th in the region

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