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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,073rdMost Devout: 1,302ndMost Armed: 1,384th
The Violet Vizier of
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Population4.875 billion

CapitalValerievna City
LeaderMiss Bad Life Choices

Currencycandy cane

The Violet Vizier of Valerievna is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Miss Bad Life Choices with an even hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 4.875 billion Peebbles are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valerievna City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.4%.

The all-consuming Peebble economy, worth 790 trillion candy canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 162,082 candy canes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 917,368 per year while the poor average 14,030, a ratio of 65.4 to 1.

Road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, children deemed 'disorderly' or otherwise unfit for public schools are shipped off to military academies, and visitors to Valerievna are microchipped and must be escorted by a Peebble soldier - even to the bathroom. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Valerievna's national animal is the fish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Lynxism.

Valerievna is ranked 163,809th in the world and 6,016th in Osiris for Most Pro-Market, scoring -47 on the Rand Index.

Largest Gambling Industry: 1,073rdMost Devout: 1,302ndMost Armed: 1,384thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,405thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,576thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,625thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,159thMost Avoided: 3,618thHighest Crime Rates: 3,653rdMost Influential: 3,792ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,831stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,853rdLargest Mining Sector: 3,904thMost Primitive: 4,041stLargest Black Market: 4,152ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,897thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,828thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,201stMost Corrupt Governments: 7,368thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,598thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,155thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 11,046thMost Ignorant Citizens: 12,531stLargest Retail Industry: 14,216thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,166th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 29th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 40th in the regionMost Armed: 51st in the regionMost Devout: 68th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 116th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 145th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 168th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 193rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 199th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 208th in the regionLargest Black Market: 208th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 209th in the regionMost Avoided: 209th in the regionMost Primitive: 215th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 221st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 290th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 341st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 345th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 367th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 386th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 411th in the regionMost Stationary: 532nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 535th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 541st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 678th in the regionRudest Citizens: 690th in the region

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