The Queendom of Valentina Acosta Giraldo is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.92 billion Archers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Evergreen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.3%.

The strong Archer economy, worth 315 trillion Bows a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 53,226 Bows, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 155,766 per year while the poor average 14,352, a ratio of 10.9 to 1.

Being nicknamed "Orange Face" has done Leader's credibility no favours, armed security details escort librarians to their homes, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", and you're only as old as you feel. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valentina Acosta Giraldo's national animal is the Owl.

Valentina Acosta Giraldo is ranked 221,220^th in the world and 32^nd in Jyzeria for Most Extreme, scoring 13.28 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.