| Population | 2.141 billion |
| Capital | Brudondam |
| Leader | Holy Emperor Nino II the Good |
| Currency | b0I |
| Animal | robin |
The Holy and Exalted Empire of Valentian Elysium is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Holy Emperor Nino II the Good with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.141 billion Valento-Elysians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brudondam. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Valentian-Elysian economy, worth 254 trillion b0Is a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,946 b0Is, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, international tensions are high as Valentian Elysium threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, and therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valentian Elysium's national animal is the robin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Valentian Elysium is ranked 42,871st in the world and 532nd in 10000 Islands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 4,114.78 on the Hickory Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- :
Valentian Elysium voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Access to Abortion".
- : Valentian Elysium was endorsed by
The Most Serene Republic of Free Las Pinas.
- : Valentian Elysium was endorsed by
The Constitutional Monarchy of Thedairos.
- : Valentian Elysium lost the endorsement of
The Armed Republic of Sawhirius.
- : Valentian Elysium was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Sawhirius.
- : Valentian Elysium was endorsed by The Republic of Okimana.
- : Following new legislation in Valentian Elysium, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
- : Valentian Elysium was endorsed by
The Theocracy of The Holy Cutlery Empire.
- : Valentian Elysium endorsed
The Republic of Wigwag.
- : Valentian Elysium endorsed
The Confederacy of Ruloupe.
World Assembly
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