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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 357thMost Influential: 1,717thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,675th
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Valentian Elysium

Population2.141 billion

LeaderHoly Emperor Nino II the Good


The Holy and Exalted Empire of Valentian Elysium is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Holy Emperor Nino II the Good with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.141 billion Valento-Elysians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brudondam. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Valentian-Elysian economy, worth 254 trillion b0Is a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,946 b0Is, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, international tensions are high as Valentian Elysium threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, and therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valentian Elysium's national animal is the robin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Valentian Elysium is ranked 42,871st in the world and 532nd in 10000 Islands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 4,114.78 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 357thMost Influential: 1,717thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,675thNicest Citizens: 4,622ndMost Pacifist: 4,709thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,132ndMost Inclusive: 5,994thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,516thMost Cultured: 7,571stBest Weather: 9,312thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,374thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,108thSafest: 10,211thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 10,729thMost Developed: 10,964thHealthiest Citizens: 11,239thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,450thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,140thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,376thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,552ndMost Advanced Public Education: 12,856thMost Secular: 12,945thMost Efficient Economies: 13,194thSmartest Citizens: 13,347thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,604thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,156thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,300thMost Politically Free: 17,347thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,548thLargest Governments: 19,326thNudest: 19,673rd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 71st in the regionMost Politically Free: 77th in the regionNicest Citizens: 90th in the regionMost Pacifist: 92nd in the regionMost Influential: 95th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 97th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 109th in the regionNudest: 116th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 118th in the regionMost Cultured: 123rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 136th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 150th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 167th in the regionMost Developed: 170th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 177th in the regionBest Weather: 181st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 185th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 186th in the regionSafest: 192nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 194th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 195th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 197th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 198th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 199th in the region

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