The Queendom of Valeen Montenegro is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Valeen Montenegro with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 6.061 billion Vicentes enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vienna. The average income tax rate is 21.7%.

The Vicente economy, worth 297 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 49,072 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valeen Montenegro's national animal is the Dog, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Valeen Montenegro is ranked 226,418^th in the world and 73^rd in Jyzeria for Most Authoritarian, with 471.53 milliStalins.