The Sithiapality of Vader Knows Best 13 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, cynical population of 15.799 billion Vader Knows Best 13ians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, well-organized government is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The thriving Vader Knows Best 13ian economy, worth 297 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is highly specialized and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales and Basket Weaving. Average income is 18,838 Imperial Credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 54,558 per year while the poor average 5,154, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Vader Knows Best 13's national animal is the Cheshire Cat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Vader Knows Best 13 is ranked 265,643^rd in the world and 46^th in Hippy Haven for Lowest Crime Rates, with 41.15 law-abiding acts per hour.