I hate myself (a lot)
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,502ndMost Influential: 10,068th
The Holy Empire of
Father Knows Best State
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Population777 million

CapitalInter Ya Nan


The Holy Empire of Uzearakstan is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 777 million Uzearakstanis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inter Ya Nan. The average income tax rate is 29.6%.

The strong Uzearakstani economy, worth 50.9 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,468 monies, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, and statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uzearakstan's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Uzearakstan is ranked 72,247th in the world and 2,496th in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 596.83 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,502ndMost Influential: 10,068th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 728th in the regionMost Influential: 746th in the regionLargest Black Market: 1,144th in the region

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