The Mighty dictatorship of Uunited Islands is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Hurricane with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-working, cynical population of 7.595 billion Uunited Islanders are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vodkasha. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Uunited Islandic economy, worth 731 trillion Uunited Island dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 96,358 Uunited Island dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, radio stations offer prizes to callers who can guess this month's most endangered species, and school children are expected to know the names of all seven hundred native tribes and their cultural practices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uunited Islands's national animal is the Amphicoelias, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hoo Ha Hoo Tiki Tiki.

Uunited Islands is ranked 245,742^nd in the world and 11,930^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -54.42 on the Hayek Index.