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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,470thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,461stMost Influential: 4,186th
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Uunited Islands

Population7.595 billion

FaithHoo Ha Hoo Tiki Tiki

CurrencyUunited Island dollar

The Mighty dictatorship of Uunited Islands is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Hurricane with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-working, cynical population of 7.595 billion Uunited Islanders are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vodkasha. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Uunited Islandic economy, worth 731 trillion Uunited Island dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 96,358 Uunited Island dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, radio stations offer prizes to callers who can guess this month's most endangered species, and school children are expected to know the names of all seven hundred native tribes and their cultural practices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uunited Islands's national animal is the Amphicoelias, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hoo Ha Hoo Tiki Tiki.

Uunited Islands is ranked 245,742nd in the world and 11,930th in the South Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -54.42 on the Hayek Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,470thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,461stMost Influential: 4,186thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,525thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,423rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,672ndMost Patriotic: 13,156thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,747thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,844thMost Cultured: 17,142ndMost Developed: 17,334thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,496thBest Weather: 20,136thHighest Food Quality: 20,152ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,853rdLongest Average Lifespans: 21,891stLargest Black Market: 22,832ndHighest Poor Incomes: 23,407thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,384thMost Inclusive: 26,622nd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 92nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 171st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 238th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 251st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 273rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 288th in the regionLargest Black Market: 305th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 427th in the regionLargest Populations: 477th in the regionMost Influential: 484th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 485th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 495th in the regionMost Developed: 522nd in the regionMost Cultured: 527th in the regionNudest: 551st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 553rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 587th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 607th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 636th in the regionMost Stationary: 675th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 681st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 696th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 707th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 720th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 726th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 758th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 801st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 818th in the regionLargest Governments: 899th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 909th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 915th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 916th in the regionMost Inclusive: 951st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 962nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1,014th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,039th in the regionNicest Citizens: 1,056th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,103rd in the regionMost Armed: 1,138th in the region

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