Population | 7.215 billion |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | eagle |
The Emirate of USA-1234567890 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.215 billion USA-1234567890ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 58.0%.
The frighteningly efficient USA-1234567890ian economy, worth 867 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,264 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
Teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply, and lending money has become a major liability. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. USA-1234567890's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
USA-1234567890 is ranked 250,496th in the world and 8,442nd in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Most Average, scoring 26.2 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in USA-1234567890, lending money has become a major liability.
- : Following new legislation in USA-1234567890, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply.
- : Following new legislation in USA-1234567890, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions.
- : USA-1234567890 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in USA-1234567890, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath.
- : Following new legislation in USA-1234567890, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods.
- : USA-1234567890 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in USA-1234567890, "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster.
- : Following new legislation in USA-1234567890, lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences".
- : Following new legislation in USA-1234567890, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops.