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Pride and Industry
Largest Mining Sector: 3,992ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,913thMost Devout: 10,551st
The Emirate of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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USA-1234567890

Population7.215 billion

Currencydollar
Animaleagle

The Emirate of USA-1234567890 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.215 billion USA-1234567890ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 58.0%.

The frighteningly efficient USA-1234567890ian economy, worth 867 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,264 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply, and lending money has become a major liability. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. USA-1234567890's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

USA-1234567890 is ranked 250,496th in the world and 8,442nd in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Most Average, scoring 26.2 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Largest Mining Sector: 3,992ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,913thMost Devout: 10,551stMost Ignorant Citizens: 15,053rdTop
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Most Authoritarian: 16,931stLargest Black Market: 17,854thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,692ndMost Corrupt Governments: 25,378thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25,468thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27,236thMost Influential: 28,484thLargest Agricultural Sector: 28,903rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 30,097th
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Largest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 89th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 91st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 102nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 122nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 123rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 175th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 177th in the regionLargest Black Market: 202nd in the regionMost Developed: 255th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 281st in the regionLargest Governments: 304th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 314th in the regionMost Extreme: 329th in the regionLargest Populations: 330th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 334th in the regionSafest: 355th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 360th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 371st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 413th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 437th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 512th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 528th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 639th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 680th in the regionMost Patriotic: 682nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 688th in the regionMost Conservative: 724th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 727th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 730th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 848th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in USA-1234567890, lending money has become a major liability.
  • : Following new legislation in USA-1234567890, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply.
  • : Following new legislation in USA-1234567890, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions.
  • : USA-1234567890 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in USA-1234567890, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath.
  • : Following new legislation in USA-1234567890, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods.
  • : USA-1234567890 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in USA-1234567890, "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster.
  • : Following new legislation in USA-1234567890, lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences".
  • : Following new legislation in USA-1234567890, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops.

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