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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 229thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,570thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,746th
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Urial87

Population3.434 billion

Currencyfranc
Animaldove

The Republic of Urial87 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, compulsory vegetarianism, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.434 billion Urial87ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 87.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Urial87ian economy, worth 594 trillion francs a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 173,178 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Voodoo economists believe that feeding criminals to volcanoes will bring untold riches to Urial87, military funding has been stripped back, rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers, and parking's carefree without parking car fees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Urial87's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Urial87 is ranked 43,445th in the world and 1,835th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 4,509.93 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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1%
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 229thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,570thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,746thMost Primitive: 2,238thTop
5%
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,688thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,232ndLargest Black Market: 3,236thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,516thMost Devout: 4,763rdNudest: 4,899thLargest Mining Sector: 6,522ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,824thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,659thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,778thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,365thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,066thHighest Average Incomes: 9,418thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,011thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,977thTop
10%
Largest Governments: 12,115thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,053rdLowest Crime Rates: 14,190thMost Developed: 14,652ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,114thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,845thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18,442ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,177th
Top
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 72nd in the regionTop
5%
Most Subsidized Industry: 106th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 110th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 118th in the regionLargest Black Market: 119th in the regionMost Primitive: 126th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 143rd in the regionMost Devout: 179th in the regionNudest: 196th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 212th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 327th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 337th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 365th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 369th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 403rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 461st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 467th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 552nd in the regionLargest Governments: 592nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 593rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 699th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 720th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 753rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 812th in the regionMost Developed: 816th in the regionMost Stationary: 869th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 938th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 972nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Urial87 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Following new legislation in Urial87, parking's carefree without parking car fees.
  • : Following new legislation in Urial87, rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers.
  • : Following new legislation in Urial87, military funding has been stripped back.
  • : Following new legislation in Urial87, voodoo economists believe that feeding criminals to volcanoes will bring untold riches to Urial87.
  • : Following new legislation in Urial87, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business.
  • : Urial87 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Urial87, the only things Urial87ians vote on are cutest dove competitions.
  • : Urial87 was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Urial87, hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities.

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