The Socialist People's Republic of UPRChan is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Madame Premier Mèng yáo Sūn with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.091 billion Chanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Spirituality are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nanjing. The average income tax rate is 84.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Chanian economy, worth 621 trillion Chanian Yuan a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 122,062 Chanian Yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Certain national parks offer tanning beds because the visitors never go outside, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, and strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. UPRChan's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zennyism-Piperism.

UPRChan is ranked 8,312^th in the world and 767^th in Balder for Most Patriotic, with 73.41 flags saluted per person per day.