The DICTATORSHIP SUPREME of Upperclasswoman is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 1.633 billion Upperclasswomanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Upperclasswomanian economy, worth 8.71 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 5,330 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's water should not be ingested while operating heavy machinery, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, Upperclasswoman has designated Upperclasswoman City as its capital city, and Leader has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Upperclasswoman's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Upperclasswoman is ranked 159,566^th in the world and 1,051^st in Chicken overlords for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 250.92 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.