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Highest Drug Use: 11thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13thMost Avoided: 15th
The Murabian Protectorate of
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Influence
Superpower
Minister for the Hungry Ghosts
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Unthank

Population14.553 billion

CapitalUnthank
LeaderLord Provost Lanark

Currencycopper
Animaldragon

The Murabian Protectorate of Unthank is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lord Provost Lanark with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, daily referendums, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 14.553 billion Unthankics enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unthank. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Unthankful economy, worth a remarkable 5,890 trillion coppers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 404,758 coppers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,743,239 per year while the poor average 59,964, a ratio of 29.1 to 1.

Restaurants have noticed that hanging wet laundry from the ceiling makes diners order more food, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term, and the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Unthank's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Unthank is ranked 58,512th in the world and 1st in Commonwealth of Saint Norm for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,893.88 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Highest Drug Use: 11thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13thMost Avoided: 15thLargest Retail Industry: 16thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16thHighest Crime Rates: 17thFattest Citizens: 20thMost Armed: 24thMost Ignorant Citizens: 31stMost Devout: 32ndRudest Citizens: 42ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 112thMost Rebellious Youth: 146thMost Corrupt Governments: 176thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 211thLargest Insurance Industry: 226thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 242ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 257thLargest Mining Sector: 359thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 545thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 901stMost Efficient Economies: 914thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 972ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,047thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,026thHighest Economic Output: 2,450thTop
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Most Primitive: 11,883rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,166thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,457thMost Stationary: 13,854thMost Influential: 14,518thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 18,206thLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,857thLargest Populations: 27,405thLargest Black Market: 28,077th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Unthank, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard.
  • : Following new legislation in Unthank, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term.
  • : Following new legislation in Unthank, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • : Following new legislation in Unthank, restaurants have noticed that hanging wet laundry from the ceiling makes diners order more food.
  • : Following new legislation in Unthank, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic.
  • : Following new legislation in Unthank, the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production.
  • : Following new legislation in Unthank, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot.
  • : Following new legislation in Unthank, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts.
  • : Following new legislation in Unthank, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming.
  • : Following new legislation in Unthank, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path.

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