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Largest Retail Industry: 31stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 37thHighest Crime Rates: 45th
The Murabian Protectorate of
Capitalist Paradise
Influence
Superpower
Minister for the Hungry Ghosts
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Unthank

Population7.874 billion

CapitalUnthank
LeaderLord Provost Lanark

Currencycopper
Animaldragon

The Murabian Protectorate of Unthank is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lord Provost Lanark with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.874 billion Unthankics are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unthank. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Unthankful economy, worth a remarkable 2,553 trillion coppers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 324,328 coppers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,421,239 per year while the poor average 46,614, a ratio of 30.5 to 1.

City rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones, sick days are on the rise, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like, and Unthankful TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Unthank's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Unthank is ranked 237,765th in the world and 2nd in Commonwealth of Saint Norm for Most Pacifist, with 1.89 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

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Largest Retail Industry: 31stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 37thHighest Crime Rates: 45thMost Devout: 62ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 64thMost Armed: 64thLargest Gambling Industry: 69thFattest Citizens: 69thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 78thRudest Citizens: 83rdMost Avoided: 130thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 234thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 303rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 366thMost Corrupt Governments: 367thLargest Insurance Industry: 434thMost Rebellious Youth: 510thHighest Disposable Incomes: 520thLargest Mining Sector: 580thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 711thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,047thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,239thHighest Average Incomes: 1,596thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,288thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,397thHighest Economic Output: 5,853rdTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,133rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,212thHighest Drug Use: 18,615thLargest Black Market: 18,807thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 22,868th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Unthank, Unthankful TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries.
  • : Following new legislation in Unthank, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like.
  • : Following new legislation in Unthank, sick days are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Unthank, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones.
  • : Following new legislation in Unthank, the National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system.
  • : Following new legislation in Unthank, frisbee games on college quadrangles are grounds for expulsion.
  • : Following new legislation in Unthank, Unthankful-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.
  • : Following new legislation in Unthank, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
  • : Following new legislation in Unthank, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.
  • : Following new legislation in Unthank, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections.

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