The Casual Summer Dragon of Untecna is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Yano Windvaren with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.444 billion Untecnans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iyo Lixes. The average income tax rate is 85.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Untecnan economy, worth a remarkable 1,412 trillion Zarians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 317,920 Zarians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Getting your license is a rite of passage for young adults, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, official Sermon-Free Zones are set-up around the nation's hotels, and wildlife parks are packed with poachers yet increasingly devoid of animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Untecna's national animal is the Skeik, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fare'ea Lok.

Untecna is ranked 4,417^th in the world and 15^th in Institute of Cellulose for Smartest Citizens, with 134.59 quips per hour.