The Commonwealth of Untecna is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 348 million Untecnans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Untecna City. The average income tax rate is 34.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Untecnan economy, worth 25.7 trillion Tecnasas a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,979 Tecnasas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents, people often complain that they're going in circuitous routes all the time, and school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Untecna's national animal is the Sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Untecna is ranked 32,905^th in the world and 51^st in The Commonwealth Of The Argimin for Most Primitive, scoring 57.92 on the Scary Big Number Scale.