The I wonder who it is of Unknown Puppet 9 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.492 billion Unknown Puppet 9ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Not foundville. The average income tax rate is 42.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Unknown Puppet 9ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,518 trillion Ghost dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 233,858 Ghost dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Leader wears an armoured gauntlet, and museums offer moralization or your money back. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unknown Puppet 9's national animal is the Ghost, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Unknown Puppet 9 is ranked 213,154^th in the world and 240^th in Nerdlandia for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 617.2 on the Societal Mobility Rating.