The Intergalactic Confederacy of Universil-Unoyz Wintarros is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The Shade with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, frequent executions, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.149 billion Strazhnists are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slau Jukon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.6%.

The Strazhnist economy, worth 599 trillion Units a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 65,575 Units, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 185,440 per year while the poor average 18,549, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Strazhnist bee, Timber Wolves are frequently shot for looking at people 'in a funny way', the red star of communism has been replaced by the gold star of the McRonald's badge, and captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Universil-Unoyz Wintarros's national animal is the Timber Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult Of Genocide.

Universil-Unoyz Wintarros is ranked 260,572^nd in the world and 4^th in Tsarus for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 19,934.89 Standard Monetary Units.