The Matriarchy of Unitinsk is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 378 million Unitinskians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 13.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Unitinskian economy, worth 29.3 trillion Secchas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 77,611 Secchas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, and Leader signs the laws but abides by none of them. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Unitinsk's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Unitinsk is ranked 132,745^th in the world and 5,229^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,194.65 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.