The Republic of Unitegone 12 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 2.234 billion Unitegone 12ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 29.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Unitegone 12ian economy, worth 84.7 trillion rupees a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 37,898 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, the government snoops on private internet connections, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery, and it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unitegone 12's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Unitegone 12 is ranked 226,167^th in the world and 4,839^th in Artificial Solar System for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -2.83 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.