Population | 3.368 billion |
Capital | Loongia |
Leader | Kevin Loong |
Faith | Roman Catholicism |
Currency | KUWAITI DINAR |
Animal | cow |
The Goodbye Erinor of UnitedStatesofMrloong is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kevin Loong with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.368 billion Loongians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loongia. The average income tax rate is 65.2%.
The frighteningly efficient UnitedStatesofMrloongian economy, worth 483 trillion KUWAITI DINARS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 143,666 KUWAITI DINARS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.
Classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, and Kevin Loong is too busy listening to praise to get any work done. Crime is totally unknown. UnitedStatesofMrloong's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
UnitedStatesofMrloong is ranked 225,162nd in the world and 6,810th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 27.06427434552 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : UnitedStatesofMrloong was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : UnitedStatesofMrloong's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : UnitedStatesofMrloong's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : UnitedStatesofMrloong was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth, Highest Food Quality, and Most Pacifist.
- : UnitedStatesofMrloong was refounded in Lazarus.
- : UnitedStatesofMrloong ceased to exist in The South Pacific.
- : UnitedStatesofMrloong was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : UnitedStatesofMrloong was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : UnitedStatesofMrloong was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : UnitedStatesofMrloong was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured and Most Scientifically Advanced.