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No, not sea lions, we have tusks
Most Primitive: 1,560thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,477thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,500th
The Confederacy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Average

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United Walrus Clans

Population286 million

CapitalGreat Tusk

Currencyfish
Animalmollusc

The Confederacy of United Walrus Clans is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 286 million Walrus Clansians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Tusk. The average income tax rate is 24.6%.

The sizeable but inefficient United Walrus Clansian economy, worth 12.1 trillion fish a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,333 fish, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Swamplands and bogs have been put under quarantine, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, and nine-year-olds' chat logs are scoured for evidence of radicalization. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. United Walrus Clans's national animal is the mollusc, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

United Walrus Clans is ranked 2,477th in the world and 120th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 8,807.27 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Primitive: 1,560thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,477thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,500thHighest Crime Rates: 5,169thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 17,604thHighest Drug Use: 18,542ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 18,952nd
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 100th in the regionMost Primitive: 115th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 120th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 145th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 199th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 396th in the regionMost Cultured: 436th in the regionBest Weather: 500th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in United Walrus Clans, nine-year-olds' chat logs are scoured for evidence of radicalization.
  • : Following new legislation in United Walrus Clans, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.
  • : United Walrus Clans resigned from the World Assembly.
  • : United Walrus Clans voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Access to Abortion".
  • : United Walrus Clans was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : United Walrus Clans was endorsed by The Watch how I Soar Nation of A Leaf on the Wind.
  • : Following new legislation in United Walrus Clans, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'.
  • : Following new legislation in United Walrus Clans, swamplands and bogs have been put under quarantine.
  • : Following new legislation in United Walrus Clans, human resources employees have time for hobbies as harassment is designated "high praise".
  • : Following new legislation in United Walrus Clans, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.

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