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Pretty good, not bad, canít complain
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,405thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,261stLargest Retail Industry: 5,813th
The United Socialist States of
Father Knows Best State
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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United Unionizt

Population3.273 billion

CapitalBear Mountain
LeaderLord Banjo

CurrencyDollar
AnimalGrizzly Bear

The United Socialist States of United Unionizt is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Banjo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.273 billion Unioniztas are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bear Mountain. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.7%.

The frighteningly efficient United Unioniztian economy, worth 340 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 104,142 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 311,033 per year while the poor average 27,287, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.

Unioniztas have replaced bears in a popular idiom, nerds everywhere are rejoicing as they are reunited with their computers, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, and senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Unionizt's national animal is the Grizzly Bear.

United Unionizt is ranked 73,271st in the world and 251st in Forest for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,405thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,261stLargest Retail Industry: 5,813thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,359thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,032ndTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 11,260thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,770thLargest Black Market: 13,476thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,554thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,809thMost Efficient Economies: 15,304thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,663rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,426thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,447thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,728thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,842ndMost Advanced Public Education: 19,941st
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 26th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 29th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 44th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in United Unionizt, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • : Following new legislation in United Unionizt, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • : Following new legislation in United Unionizt, nerds everywhere are rejoicing as they are reunited with their computers.
  • : Following new legislation in United Unionizt, Unioniztas have replaced bears in a popular idiom.
  • : Following new legislation in United Unionizt, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed.
  • : United Unionizt was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in United Unionizt, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away.
  • : Following new legislation in United Unionizt, lottery winners spend most of their money on security.
  • : Following new legislation in United Unionizt, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts.
  • : Following new legislation in United Unionizt, citizens who don't attend the nation's massive military parades tend to disappear overnight.

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