The Kingdom of United Tine is a large, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 93 million United Tineans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The strong United Tinean economy, worth 3.85 trillion Tako Lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 41,413 Tako Lire, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, all footpaths have tollbooths, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and Harry Potter books are banned. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. United Tine's national animal is the Panda.

United Tine is ranked 172,381^st in the world and 394^th in Carcassonne for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 1,312.31 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.