The Collectivist Empire of United Technocratia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the Most Serene Empress Irene I with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, digital currency, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cheerful population of 22.094 billion Technocrats are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Irenestadt. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Technocratian economy, worth a remarkable 6,319 trillion People's denarii a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 286,021 People's denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wishing you had children is considered a sign of child abuse, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, and worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Technocratia's national animal is the barn owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Technocratia is ranked 3,540^th in the world and 120^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 286,021.6 Standard Monetary Units.