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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 830th Most Influential: 1,574th Rudest Citizens: 1,638th
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United States of Straight Sheeple

Population2.645 billion

LeaderJordan Sheepson


The Free Land of United States of Straight Sheeple is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jordan Sheepson with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.645 billion Sheeple hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sheeplington. The average income tax rate is 15.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Sheeplean economy, worth 346 trillion Yen a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 131,026 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

The dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form, Jordan Sheepson has been known to make speeches in fishing waders, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Jordan Sheepson's wardrobe, and the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Sheeplington. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. United States of Straight Sheeple's national animal is the Sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

United States of Straight Sheeple is ranked 99,033rd in the world and 5,235th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 191.28 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 830thMost Influential: 1,574thRudest Citizens: 1,638thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 3,790thFattest Citizens: 3,933rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,919thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,589thHighest Crime Rates: 5,975thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,587thLargest Gambling Industry: 8,498thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 8,883rdMost Armed: 8,984thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,514thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11,183rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,731stMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,754thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,906thMost Inclusive: 14,687thMost Secular: 15,259thMost Developed: 15,973rdSmartest Citizens: 16,359thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,531stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,612th
Rudest Citizens: 95th in the regionFattest Citizens: 119th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 189th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 217th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 218th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 242nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 316th in the regionMost Armed: 327th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 356th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 431st in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 521st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 528th in the regionLargest Black Market: 586th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 607th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 617th in the regionMost Influential: 621st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 644th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 746th in the regionMost Secular: 793rd in the regionNudest: 808th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 821st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 840th in the regionMost Inclusive: 853rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 878th in the region

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