Population | 20.471 billion |
Capital | Leipzig |
Leader | Präsident Nestler |
Faith | none |
Currency | G-Mark |
Animal | Rotmilan |
The Red Republic of United States of Nestler is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Präsident Nestler with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.471 billion German Proletarians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leipzig. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth a remarkable 4,934 trillion G-Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 241,056 G-Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Präsident Nestler's throne, and high school bands practice by moonlight. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States of Nestler's national animal is the Rotmilan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.
United States of Nestler is ranked 4,486th in the world and 1st in Transatlantic Treaty Organisation for Most Stationary, with 3,420.66447744 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in United States of Nestler, high school bands practice by moonlight.
- : United States of Nestler voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Promoting Ethnic and Cultural Equality".
- : United States of Nestler voted for the World Assembly Resolution "A Celebration of Exceptional Rarity".
- : United States of Nestler voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Murderers Get Nothing".
- : Following new legislation in United States of Nestler, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Präsident Nestler's throne.
- : Following new legislation in United States of Nestler, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
- : Following new legislation in United States of Nestler, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries.
- : Following new legislation in United States of Nestler, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
- : Following new legislation in United States of Nestler, the parliament building has installed a revolving door.
- : United States of Nestler agreed to construct embassies between Transatlantic Treaty Organisation and Mitteleuropa.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.