The Marxist Utopia of United States of Freebiria is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Samuel I with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.135 billion United States of Freebirians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freebiria City. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The United States of Freebirian economy, worth 66.0 trillion Keys a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is 58,116 Keys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist, Samuel I has just been declared ruler of United States of Freebiria in an international press conference, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42, and hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal. Crime is totally unknown. United States of Freebiria's national animal is the Meerkat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United States of Freebiria is ranked 30,767^th in the world and 943^rd in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 794.73 pounds of wildlife per square mile.