The Antifacist Nation of United States of Diplomatia is a massive, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.661 billion United States of Diplomatians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of United States of Diplomatia City. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse A United States of Diplomatian economy, worth 143 trillion Blus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 86,509 Blus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage, and the best defense is a good fence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States of Diplomatia's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

United States of Diplomatia is ranked 19,654^th in the world and 617^th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 62.62 quips per hour.