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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 295thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 535thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,251st
The Glorious Nation of
Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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United States of Buffaloia

Population16.884 billion

CapitalBuffalo City
LeaderCentral Planning

CurrencyBuffaloian Dollar

The Glorious Nation of United States of Buffaloia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Central Planning with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless population of 16.884 billion Buffaloians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Buffalo City. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Buffaloian economy, worth a remarkable 2,232 trillion Buffaloian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 132,242 Buffaloian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates, and foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas. Crime is totally unknown. United States of Buffaloia's national animal is the Buffalo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United States of Buffaloia is ranked 32,083rd in the world and 921st in The Communist Bloc for Most Income Equality, scoring 70.15 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 295thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 535thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,251stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,648thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,297thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,309thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,437thTop
Most Developed: 4,003rdMost Influential: 4,038thLargest Governments: 4,040thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,051stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,263rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,181stMost Inclusive: 6,243rdHealthiest Citizens: 6,583rdHighest Food Quality: 6,773rdMost Cultured: 6,794thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,817thSmartest Citizens: 6,857thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,051stMost Secular: 8,227thHighest Economic Output: 8,352ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,782ndHighest Poor Incomes: 10,123rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,189thLowest Crime Rates: 10,578thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,790thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 13,631stMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,892ndLargest Populations: 16,361stMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,608thMost Efficient Economies: 20,705thHighest Average Incomes: 20,820thBest Weather: 22,266thMost Pacifist: 25,281stMost Stationary: 25,362nd
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 31st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 49th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 58th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 60th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 60th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 61st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 62nd in the regionMost Stationary: 62nd in the regionLargest Governments: 80th in the regionMost Developed: 85th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 93rd in the regionMost Cultured: 95th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 102nd in the regionNudest: 104th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 109th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 116th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 125th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 130th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 131st in the regionMost Influential: 134th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 151st in the regionMost Inclusive: 165th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 174th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 188th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 193rd in the region

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