The 1st Colonial Empire of United States of America 75 is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Pax with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.962 billion Americans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pax-Topie City. The average income tax rate is 86.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth 571 trillion Novas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 193,072 Novas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, most citizens in United States of America 75 are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', and politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States of America 75's national animal is the Platinum Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.

United States of America 75 is ranked 9,075^th in the world and 3^rd in Britannia for Most Cultured, scoring 123 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.