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In God, We Trust. King Charles II
Most Devout: 3,049thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,186thHealthiest Citizens: 5,980th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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United States Kingdom

Population8.851 billion

CapitalUSK City
LeaderKing Charles II
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyCredit
AnimalEagle

The Empire of United States Kingdom is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by King Charles II with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.851 billion of the United States Kingdomians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of USK City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Kingdomnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,023 trillion Credits a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 115,673 Credits, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government loves seeing the little people fight, King Charles II's webseries about the alleged hauntings of USK City generates millions of views, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, and young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States Kingdom's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Catholicism.

United States Kingdom is ranked 9,813th in the world and 5th in Greater Prussia for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 6,228.1 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most Devout: 3,049thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,186thHealthiest Citizens: 5,980thMost Armed: 6,971stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,995thLowest Crime Rates: 7,372ndMost Subsidized Industry: 7,906thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,278thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,813thMost Developed: 11,120thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 12,194thLargest Governments: 13,438thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,782ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,165thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,199thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,501stSafest: 15,697thMost Efficient Economies: 16,223rdHighest Economic Output: 17,755thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,370thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,905thLargest Mining Sector: 21,187thSmartest Citizens: 23,004th

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in United States Kingdom, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield.
  • : Following new legislation in United States Kingdom, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.
  • : United States Kingdom was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in United States Kingdom, King Charles II's webseries about the alleged hauntings of USK City generates millions of views.
  • : Following new legislation in United States Kingdom, the government loves seeing the little people fight.
  • : United States Kingdom was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in United States Kingdom, young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity.
  • : Following new legislation in United States Kingdom, long-wed spouses often regret proposals they made when they were twenty.
  • : Following new legislation in United States Kingdom, schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand.
  • : Following new legislation in United States Kingdom, surfing lessons include how to ward off sharks.

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