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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,876thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,008thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,291st
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United Socialist Republics of Finland

Population20.936 billion

CapitalTamperse
Leaderkiisseli

CurrencyMarkka
AnimalSeal

The United Socialist States of United Socialist Republics of Finland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by kiisseli with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, rampant corporate plagiarism, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 20.936 billion United Socialist Republics of Finlandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tamperse. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient United Socialist Republics of Finlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,596 trillion Markkaa a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 124,006 Markkaa, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign lack of enthusiasm for United Socialist Republics of Finlandian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines, the banhammer is a standard police sidearm, and environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Socialist Republics of Finland's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

United Socialist Republics of Finland is ranked 38,579th in the world and 9th in Taijitu for Highest Average Incomes, with 124,006.61 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,876thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,008thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,291stMost Secular: 3,729thMost Influential: 3,844thMost Stationary: 4,670thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,729thLowest Crime Rates: 5,095thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,304thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,844thLargest Governments: 8,070thMost Developed: 9,037thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,185thHighest Economic Output: 9,599thBest Weather: 9,978thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,304thMost Authoritarian: 10,576thHealthiest Citizens: 10,765thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,071stMost Advanced Public Education: 11,306thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,146thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,304thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,694thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 16,183rdLargest Populations: 16,842ndMost Patriotic: 17,785thSafest: 23,468thLargest Welfare Programs: 24,601stMost Conservative: 26,191stMost Scientifically Advanced: 26,246thMost Income Equality: 26,287thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26,720thMost Subsidized Industry: 29,067th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the region

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