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Candles that burn twice as bright, burn half as long.
Most Cheerful Citizens: 8th Nicest Citizens: 44th Most Advanced Public Education: 48th
The Free Land of
New York Times Democracy
Influence
Dominator
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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United Phoenicia

Population36.572 billion

CapitalBabylon
LeaderLeader

Currencyquatluu
Animalphoenix

The Free Land of United Phoenicia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 36.572 billion United Phoenicians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Babylon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient United Phoenician economy, worth an astonishing 10,275 trillion quatluus a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 280,955 quatluus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Some United Phoenician athletes have defected to Blackacre after being denied the chance to compete in international sporting events, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, edutainment video games are taking United Phoenicia's students to the next level, and older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road. Crime is totally unknown. United Phoenicia's national animal is the phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Phoenicia is ranked 61st in the world and 1st in Subreality for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 72,215.85 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 8thNicest Citizens: 44thMost Advanced Public Education: 48thLargest Populations: 56thLargest Publishing Industry: 61stMost Stationary: 74thSmartest Citizens: 94thMost Developed: 109thLongest Average Lifespans: 137thBest Weather: 147thMost Compassionate Citizens: 172ndMost Cultured: 193rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 228thMost Inclusive: 229thMost Beautiful Environments: 265thLeast Corrupt Governments: 274thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 276thHighest Economic Output: 320thHealthiest Citizens: 348thMost Advanced Public Transport: 473rdLargest Governments: 512thHighest Average Tax Rates: 561stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 654thMost Rebellious Youth: 875thMost Subsidized Industry: 883rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,029thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,329thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,003rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,038thMost Secular: 2,404thSafest: 2,513thMost Influential: 3,423rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,482ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,007thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 10,976thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,305thNudest: 13,815thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,437thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,897thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,190thMost Pacifist: 15,893rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in United Phoenicia, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road.
  • : Following new legislation in United Phoenicia, edutainment video games are taking United Phoenicia's students to the next level.
  • : Following new legislation in United Phoenicia, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
  • : Following new legislation in United Phoenicia, some United Phoenician athletes have defected to Blackacre after being denied the chance to compete in international sporting events.
  • : Following new legislation in United Phoenicia, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
  • : Following new legislation in United Phoenicia, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up.
  • : Following new legislation in United Phoenicia, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
  • : Following new legislation in United Phoenicia, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options.
  • : Following new legislation in United Phoenicia, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
  • : Following new legislation in United Phoenicia, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm.

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