The Free Land of United Phoenicia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 42.476 billion United Phoenicians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government is primarily concerned with Education, with Social Policy, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Babylon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient United Phoenician economy, worth an astonishing 12,442 trillion quatluus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 292,939 quatluus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bemused schoolkids colour in their favourite quadratic equations with crayons, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of United Phoenician democracy, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, and Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal. Crime is totally unknown. United Phoenicia's national animal is the phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Phoenicia is ranked 709^th in the world and 1^st in Subreality for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 110 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.