The Free Land of United Phoenicia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 36.572 billion United Phoenicians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Babylon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient United Phoenician economy, worth an astonishing 10,275 trillion quatluus a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 280,955 quatluus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Some United Phoenician athletes have defected to Blackacre after being denied the chance to compete in international sporting events, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, edutainment video games are taking United Phoenicia's students to the next level, and older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road. Crime is totally unknown. United Phoenicia's national animal is the phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Phoenicia is ranked 61^st in the world and 1^st in Subreality for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 72,215.85 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.