The Empire of United Peorn Kyskelexia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 747 million United Peorn Kyskelexians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy receives no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.7%.
The strong United Peorn Kyskelexian economy, worth 73.2 trillion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 97,971 deniers, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.
Deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, lobster tastes best when it is red, public urination is on the increase, and truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Peorn Kyskelexia's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : United Peorn Kyskelexia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : United Peorn Kyskelexia's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : United Peorn Kyskelexia's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : United Peorn Kyskelexia's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : United Peorn Kyskelexia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in United Peorn Kyskelexia, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
- : United Peorn Kyskelexia was refounded in Balder.
- : United Peorn Kyskelexia ceased to exist in The South Pacific.
- : United Peorn Kyskelexia was endorsed by The Crazy Old Man of Rebel-topia.
- : United Peorn Kyskelexia was endorsed by The Oh My God They Were Fendas of Emodea.