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Most Authoritarian: 3,623rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,826thMost Conservative: 5,536th
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United Peorn Kyskelexia

Population747 million


The Empire of United Peorn Kyskelexia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 747 million United Peorn Kyskelexians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy receives no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.7%.

The strong United Peorn Kyskelexian economy, worth 73.2 trillion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 97,971 deniers, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, lobster tastes best when it is red, public urination is on the increase, and truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Peorn Kyskelexia's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Peorn Kyskelexia is ranked 250,027th in the world and 6,291st in Balder for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -77 on the Hayek Index.

Most Authoritarian: 3,623rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,826thMost Conservative: 5,536thMost Patriotic: 6,814thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,751stTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 14,825thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,074thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,679thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,562ndMost Influential: 19,564thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,587thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,720thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,751stMost Extreme: 22,222ndHealthiest Citizens: 22,369thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,671stMost Beautiful Environments: 23,796thLargest Governments: 23,809thHighest Average Tax Rates: 24,176thBest Weather: 24,200thLargest Black Market: 26,763rd
Most Authoritarian: 84th in the regionMost Extreme: 121st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 129th in the regionMost Conservative: 148th in the regionMost Influential: 235th in the regionMost Patriotic: 283rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 454th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 701st in the region

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