The Revolutionary Common Land of United Norria is a massive, safe nation, ruled by the Workers' Council with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.204 billion United Norrian Comrades are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chetton Riche. The average income tax rate is 88.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse United Norrian economy, worth 120 trillion Norrs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 99,927 Norrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, group hugs break out during floor votes, saying "don't do anything that the Workers' Council wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Norria's national animal is the Norrian Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Norria is ranked 12,079^th in the world and 312^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Income Equality, scoring 88.47 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.