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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 712thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,914thSafest: 3,646th
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United Norria

Population1.204 billion

CapitalChetton Riche
Leaderthe Workers' Council

AnimalNorrian Elephant

The Revolutionary Common Land of United Norria is a massive, safe nation, ruled by the Workers' Council with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.204 billion United Norrian Comrades are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chetton Riche. The average income tax rate is 88.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse United Norrian economy, worth 120 trillion Norrs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 99,927 Norrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, group hugs break out during floor votes, saying "don't do anything that the Workers' Council wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Norria's national animal is the Norrian Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Norria is ranked 12,079th in the world and 312th in The Communist Bloc for Most Income Equality, scoring 88.47 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 712thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,914thSafest: 3,646thMost Pacifist: 4,671stLargest Welfare Programs: 4,725thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,440thMost Influential: 6,439thNicest Citizens: 7,661stMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,677thMost Inclusive: 8,495thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,175thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,924thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,388thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,492ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,957thMost Income Equality: 12,079thHighest Food Quality: 12,135thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,167thTop
Best Weather: 13,872ndHighest Poor Incomes: 14,298thLowest Crime Rates: 14,722ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,203rdLargest Governments: 16,575thHealthiest Citizens: 16,998thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,565thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,037thMost Cultured: 19,801stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,566thMost Politically Free: 21,158thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,503rdSmartest Citizens: 25,427th
Most Politically Free: 10th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15th in the regionTop
Safest: 73rd in the regionMost Extreme: 86th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 100th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 101st in the regionMost Pacifist: 104th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 160th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 170th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 176th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 184th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 189th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 194th in the regionNicest Citizens: 196th in the region

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