The Empire of United Nationalist Republic is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Jimmy Pearce with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, lack of airports, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 22.384 billion Nationalist Republicans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Education, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newport City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient United Nationalist Republician economy, worth an astonishing 15,037 trillion Quid a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 671,775 Quid, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People take government jobs for the frequent flier miles, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Nationalist Republic's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pantheism.

United Nationalist Republic is ranked 3,928^th in the world and 10^th in United Kingdom for Lowest Crime Rates, with 122.62 law-abiding acts per hour.