The Republic of United Nation of Eire is a huge, safe nation, notable for its absence of drug laws, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 472 million United Nation of Eireans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Law & Order are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 37.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient United Nation of Eirean economy, worth 16.8 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,564 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, and Mr Happy's Funland has just been named United Nation of Eire's new capital. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Nation of Eire's national animal is the Irish Wolfhound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Nation of Eire is ranked 80,625^th in the world and 2,016^th in The East Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 36.29 quips per hour.