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Fight for every UM citizen Demetrius A Crawford
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7,400thMost Devout: 7,650thHealthiest Citizens: 12,686th
The Federal Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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United mess of the jungle

Population2.028 billion

CapitalCity of Kiersten
LeaderDemetrius A Crawford
FaithUnited Mess Spirituality corps

CurrencyTrollies
AnimalFire Breathing Dragon

The Federal Republic of United mess of the jungle is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Demetrius A Crawford with an iron fist, and remarkable for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.028 billion Jungians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Kiersten. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United mess of the junglean economy, worth 284 trillion Trollieses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 140,440 Trollieses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, appendix transplant figures have recently doubled, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in United mess of the jungle to be bombproof, and brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United mess of the jungle's national animal is the Fire Breathing Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is United Mess Spirituality corps.

United mess of the jungle is ranked 14,189th in the world and 51st in The Free Nations Region for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 9,734.79 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7,400thMost Devout: 7,650thHealthiest Citizens: 12,686thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 13,214thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,963rdMost Efficient Economies: 14,014thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,189thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,053rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,233rdLowest Crime Rates: 15,258thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,370thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,835thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,559thMost Cultured: 17,832ndHighest Average Incomes: 18,099thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,488thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,056thLargest Governments: 19,544thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,656thNicest Citizens: 21,926thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,979thSmartest Citizens: 22,577thMost Compassionate Citizens: 22,951stMost Patriotic: 23,052ndMost Corrupt Governments: 23,542ndHighest Food Quality: 23,693rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25,591st
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13th in the regionMost Devout: 16th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 26th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 28th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 34th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in United mess of the jungle, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries.
  • : Following new legislation in United mess of the jungle, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in United mess of the jungle to be bombproof.
  • : Following new legislation in United mess of the jungle, appendix transplant figures have recently doubled.
  • : Following new legislation in United mess of the jungle, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history.
  • : United mess of the jungle voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn A Bloodred Moon".
  • : United mess of the jungle was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in United mess of the jungle, nothing gets the party jumping like Demetrius A Crawford specifying how high.
  • : United mess of the jungle was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in United mess of the jungle, real power lies not in the debating room but with those who decide what is debated.
  • : Following new legislation in United mess of the jungle, the transit system is throwing poor people under the bus.

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