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God, freedom and fraternity
Highest Drug Use: 1,034thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,264thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,441st
The Holy Empire of
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Handshaker
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Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Excellent

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United Levanian Communities

Population196 million

CurrencyLevanian gold
AnimalAlexandre monte

The Holy Empire of United Levanian Communities is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 196 million United Levanian Communitiesians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 15.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse United Levanian Communitiesian economy, worth 15.5 trillion Levanian golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 79,127 Levanian golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Advanced mathematics books explain how two plus two equals five, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, arts classes now teach children how to sketch the perfect sine curve, and Alexandre monte sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. United Levanian Communities's national animal is the Alexandre monte, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

United Levanian Communities is ranked 267,493rd in the world and 76th in Adairidae for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -3.79 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Highest Drug Use: 1,034thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,264thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 6,441stFattest Citizens: 8,141stMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,625thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,234thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 17,418thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,580thHighest Disposable Incomes: 24,210thNicest Citizens: 28,281stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 30,551stLargest Gambling Industry: 31,035th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 10th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in United Levanian Communities, Alexandre monte sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites.
  • : Following new legislation in United Levanian Communities, arts classes now teach children how to sketch the perfect sine curve.
  • : Following new legislation in United Levanian Communities, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in United Levanian Communities, advanced mathematics books explain how two plus two equals five.
  • : Following new legislation in United Levanian Communities, the space program has been reduced to Leader's nephew playing with a cardboard space shuttle.
  • : Following new legislation in United Levanian Communities, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea.
  • : Following new legislation in United Levanian Communities, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home.
  • : Following new legislation in United Levanian Communities, engineers preemptively order lawyers after every power cut.
  • : Following new legislation in United Levanian Communities, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".
  • : Following new legislation in United Levanian Communities, citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns.

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