The Holy Empire of United Levanian Communities is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 196 million United Levanian Communitiesians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 15.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse United Levanian Communitiesian economy, worth 15.5 trillion Levanian golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 79,127 Levanian golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Advanced mathematics books explain how two plus two equals five, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, arts classes now teach children how to sketch the perfect sine curve, and Alexandre monte sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. United Levanian Communities's national animal is the Alexandre monte, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
United Levanian Communities is ranked 267,493rd in the world and 76th in Adairidae for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -3.79 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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United Levanian Communities, Alexandre monte sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites.
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United Levanian Communities, arts classes now teach children how to sketch the perfect sine curve.
- : Following new legislation in
United Levanian Communities, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
- : Following new legislation in
United Levanian Communities, advanced mathematics books explain how two plus two equals five.
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United Levanian Communities, the space program has been reduced to Leader's nephew playing with a cardboard space shuttle.
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United Levanian Communities, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea.
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United Levanian Communities, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home.
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United Levanian Communities, engineers preemptively order lawyers after every power cut.
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United Levanian Communities, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".
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United Levanian Communities, citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns.