The Republic of United Kolane is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 226 million United Kolaneans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 16.8%.

The all-consuming United Kolanean economy, worth 21.8 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 96,533 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, posing for pictures is an integral part of military training, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', and the election for Leader's office's janitor is heating up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Kolane's national animal is the fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

United Kolane is ranked 165,420^th in the world and 103^rd in Storage for Highest Drug Use, scoring 48.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.