The Federal Republic of United Kolance is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 591 million United Kolanceans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Aallin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.5%.

The frighteningly efficient United Kolancean economy, worth 75.6 trillion United Kolance Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 127,886 United Kolance Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 446,380 per year while the poor average 26,651, a ratio of 16.7 to 1.

Running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged, both illness and poverty are seen as signs of low moral worth, and it's been a banner year for local vexillology. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. United Kolance's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

United Kolance is ranked 4,397^th in the world and 230^th in 10000 Islands for Most Influential, scoring 21,403 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.