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In God we trust
Most Conservative: 1,543rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,571stMost Primitive: 4,259th
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Unproven
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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United Kingdom of Nordic Lands

Population26 million

CurrencyPound Sterling
AnimalLion

The Republic of United Kingdom of Nordic Lands is a small, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 26 million United Kingdom of Nordic Landsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 60.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The fair United Kingdom of Nordic Landsian economy, worth 805 billion Pound Sterlings a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 30,994 Pound Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Kingdom of Nordic Lands's national animal is the Lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

United Kingdom of Nordic Lands is ranked 232,770th in the world and 3,921st in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 446.29 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Most Conservative: 1,543rdTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,571stMost Primitive: 4,259thMost Authoritarian: 4,799thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,398thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,909thMost Pacifist: 25,737thMost Extreme: 28,927th
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Most Conservative: 30th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 62nd in the regionMost Primitive: 73rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 110th in the regionMost Extreme: 153rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 259th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 410th in the region

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