United Kingdom of Nordic Lands
Population | 26 million |
Currency | Pound Sterling |
Animal | Lion |
The Republic of United Kingdom of Nordic Lands is a small, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 26 million United Kingdom of Nordic Landsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 60.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The fair United Kingdom of Nordic Landsian economy, worth 805 billion Pound Sterlings a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 30,994 Pound Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Kingdom of Nordic Lands's national animal is the Lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
United Kingdom of Nordic Lands is ranked 232,770th in the world and 3,921st in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 446.29 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : United Kingdom of Nordic Lands's influence in The East Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : United Kingdom of Nordic Lands was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative and the Top 5% for Most Zombified, Most Primitive, Most Authoritarian, and Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : United Kingdom of Nordic Lands was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The United States of Liberatarianism, infecting 1 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : Following new legislation in United Kingdom of Nordic Lands, organ donation is compulsory.
- : Following new legislation in United Kingdom of Nordic Lands, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway.
- : Following new legislation in United Kingdom of Nordic Lands, meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials.
- : United Kingdom of Nordic Lands was founded in The East Pacific.