The Constitutional Monarchy of United kingdom America is a large, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 90 million United kingdom Americans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.5%.

The strong United kingdom American economy, worth 5.59 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 62,126 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs, and orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United kingdom America's national animal is the eagle.

United kingdom America is ranked 218,617^th in the world and 3,522^nd in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 72.74 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.