NATION

PASSWORD

Everything starts with the people
Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,951stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13,987thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,266th
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

United Horn of Africa

Population107 million

CurrencyShilling
AnimalAfrican tiger

The Republic of United Horn of Africa is a very large, genial nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, rampant corporate plagiarism, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 107 million Horn Africans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 46.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient a United Horn African economy, worth 4.32 trillion Shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. Average income is 40,412 Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard, and the fattest folk in United Horn of Africa look to be the happiest ones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Horn of Africa's national animal is the African tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Horn of Africa is ranked 25,058th in the world and 30th in Enadia for Most Primitive, scoring 67.53 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Top
10%
Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,951stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13,987thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,266thNicest Citizens: 16,383rdBest Weather: 16,432nd
Top
10%
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 26th in the regionMost Primitive: 30th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in United Horn of Africa, the fattest folk in United Horn of Africa look to be the happiest ones.
  • : Following new legislation in United Horn of Africa, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard.
  • : Following new legislation in United Horn of Africa, political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in United Horn of Africa, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown.
  • : Following new legislation in United Horn of Africa, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers.
  • : Following new legislation in United Horn of Africa, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom.
  • : Following new legislation in United Horn of Africa, Leader has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in United Horn of Africa, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
  • : Following new legislation in United Horn of Africa, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.
  • : Following new legislation in United Horn of Africa, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present.

More...

View Forum posts

Report