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Most Devout: 6,219thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,885thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,867th
The Nationalist Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Rare

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United Hellenes

Population2.183 billion

CapitalConstantinople
LeaderIoannis Metaxas
FaithOrthodox Christianity

CurrencyDrachmas
AnimalPhoenix

The Nationalist Republic of United Hellenes is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ioannis Metaxas with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.183 billion Hellene are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Hellenic economy, worth 219 trillion Drachmas a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 100,582 Drachmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Journalists giggle uncontrollably while reporting the nation's drug bonfires, libraries are replacing history books and classic novels with technical manuals and trades directories to match the nation's changing demands, the children of United Hellenes are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, and throwing a sickie is a serious crime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Hellenes's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

United Hellenes is ranked 129,177th in the world and 1st in The Metaxist Front for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 593 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Devout: 6,219thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,885thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,867thTop
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Best Weather: 10,691stLargest Welfare Programs: 11,082ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,485thLowest Crime Rates: 11,886thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,554thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,148thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,574thHealthiest Citizens: 13,780thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,077thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,491stLargest Governments: 17,463rdMost Beautiful Environments: 17,546thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,935thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,301stMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,257thMost Developed: 20,263rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in United Hellenes, throwing a sickie is a serious crime.
  • : Following new legislation in United Hellenes, the children of United Hellenes are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • : United Hellenes was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in United Hellenes, libraries are replacing history books and classic novels with technical manuals and trades directories to match the nation's changing demands.
  • : Following new legislation in United Hellenes, journalists giggle uncontrollably while reporting the nation's drug bonfires.
  • : Following new legislation in United Hellenes, the crispy fried liver of a Phoenix is prized as a tasty treat by vagrants.
  • : United Hellenes's influence in The Metaxist Front rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Following new legislation in United Hellenes, right-wingers complain that too many people are suckling at the welfare teat.
  • : Following new legislation in United Hellenes, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones.
  • : United Hellenes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.

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