The Greater Christian Empire of United Great Holy Empire is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Hans Wrobels with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 11.582 billion Greater Christians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of World Central. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United Great Holy Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 3,548 trillion Aens a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 306,341 Aens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prime Minister Hans Wrobels has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink, the number of students attending university has reached a record high, and grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Great Holy Empire's national animal is the Japanese Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Greater Christianity.

United Great Holy Empire is ranked 4,740^th in the world and 145^th in the South Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.29 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.