United Former Venusian colonies
Population | 4.929 billion |
Capital | Adrasthea Tesserae |
Leader | Lady Dahlian Veneighia |
Faith | catholicism |
Currency | Carbon |
Animal | Loon |
The Republic of United Former Venusian colonies is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lady Dahlian Veneighia with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.929 billion Venusians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adrasthea Tesserae. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Venusian economy, worth 810 trillion Carbons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 164,473 Carbons, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 640,969 per year while the poor average 28,821, a ratio of 22.2 to 1.
Economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, and most people attending churches are maintenance workers. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. United Former Venusian colonies's national animal is the Loon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is catholicism.
United Former Venusian colonies is ranked 99,185th in the world and 5,997th in Chicken overlords for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,231.8 on the Hickory Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in United Former Venusian colonies, most people attending churches are maintenance workers.
- : Following new legislation in United Former Venusian colonies, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records.
- : Following new legislation in United Former Venusian colonies, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes.
- : Following new legislation in United Former Venusian colonies, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation.
- : Following new legislation in United Former Venusian colonies, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers.
- : Following new legislation in United Former Venusian colonies, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business.
- : Following new legislation in United Former Venusian colonies, citizens who use the word "Violet" incorrectly find their WhoTube content taken down.
- : Following new legislation in United Former Venusian colonies, repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events.
- : Following new legislation in United Former Venusian colonies, water fights now end with thousands dead.
- : Following new legislation in United Former Venusian colonies, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns.