Population | 42.703 billion |
Capital | Reading |
Leader | King Winston I and Chancellor Muller |
Currency | Curo |
Animal | Turtle |
The Commonwealth Kingdom of United Earthlings is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by King Winston I and Chancellor Muller with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 42.703 billion Earthlings hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reading. The average income tax rate is 45.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Earthsian economy, worth a remarkable 5,614 trillion Curoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 131,473 Curoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work, saying "don't do anything that King Winston I and Chancellor Muller wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, and Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in United Earthlings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Earthlings's national animal is the Turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
United Earthlings is ranked 264,472nd in the world and 4,714th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 13.1662415736 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : United Earthlings's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : United Earthlings relocated from Balder to The South Pacific.
- : United Earthlings was refounded in Balder.
- : United Earthlings ceased to exist in The East Pacific.
- : United Earthlings was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : United Earthlings was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : United Earthlings was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : United Earthlings was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : United Earthlings was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Republic of CheeseBurrito, infecting 17 million survivors.
- : United Earthlings was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Republic of CheeseBurrito, infecting 94 million survivors.