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A perfectionist and procrastinator, the perfect combo.
Largest Populations: 778thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,855thHighest Economic Output: 2,703rd
The Commonwealth Kingdom of
Civil Rights Lovefest
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United Earthlings

Population42.703 billion

CapitalReading
LeaderKing Winston I and Chancellor Muller

CurrencyCuro
AnimalTurtle

The Commonwealth Kingdom of United Earthlings is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by King Winston I and Chancellor Muller with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 42.703 billion Earthlings hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reading. The average income tax rate is 45.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Earthsian economy, worth a remarkable 5,614 trillion Curoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 131,473 Curoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work, saying "don't do anything that King Winston I and Chancellor Muller wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, and Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in United Earthlings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Earthlings's national animal is the Turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

United Earthlings is ranked 264,472nd in the world and 4,714th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 13.1662415736 days.

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Largest Populations: 778thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,855thHighest Economic Output: 2,703rdTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 5,359thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,646thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,942ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,872ndSmartest Citizens: 9,230thSafest: 9,462ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,116thMost Developed: 11,471stMost Secular: 11,721stMost Cultured: 14,235thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,400thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 15,064thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,111thNudest: 16,486thHighest Disposable Incomes: 16,691stNicest Citizens: 16,857thHighest Food Quality: 16,936thMost Influential: 17,387thMost Efficient Economies: 18,337thHealthiest Citizens: 18,667thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,968thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,212thMost Inclusive: 22,592ndLargest Mining Sector: 24,466thHighest Poor Incomes: 26,250thMost Politically Free: 27,045thMost Compassionate Citizens: 27,186thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28,670th
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Largest Populations: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 39th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 54th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 126th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 131st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 139th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 159th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 220th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 239th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 244th in the regionMost Secular: 251st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 275th in the regionSafest: 279th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 280th in the regionNudest: 294th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 306th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 350th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 351st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 351st in the regionMost Cultured: 354th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 359th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 405th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 446th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 463rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 477th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 490th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 491st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 525th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 543rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 591st in the region

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