The Keltic State of United Commonwealth of American States is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Finn Mac Maghnuis with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.512 billion Kelts hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sciensias. The average income tax rate is 48.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Keltic economy, worth 163 trillion Keltas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,390 Keltas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Finn Mac Maghnuis's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and there is a heavy social stigma attached to e-cigarettes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Commonwealth of American States's national animal is the Wolf Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

United Commonwealth of American States is ranked 183,079^th in the world and 8,267^th in The East Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 66.71 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.