The Federation of United China Nation is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Yue Jin with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, complete lack of prisons, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate population of 4.643 billion United China Nationians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shandong. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient United China Nationian economy, worth a remarkable 1,218 trillion Yuan a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 262,476 Yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, toddler groups have taken over local libraries, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, and the aims of top-secret United China Nationian science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United China Nation's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Confucianism.

United China Nation is ranked 206,992^nd in the world and 8,063^rd in The East Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.27 Crimes Per Hour.