The Federation of United China Nation is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Chairman Yue Jin with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, national health service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.709 billion United China Nationians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shandong. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient United China Nationian economy, worth a remarkable 2,668 trillion Yuan a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 306,463 Yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Chairman Yue Jin's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", and wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United China Nation's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Confucianism.

United China Nation is ranked 365^th in the world and 12^th in The East Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 46.46 bananas ingested per day.