The What Does This Button Do of United Calanworie is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lily Lacerta with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, soft-spoken computers, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 7.46 billion United Calanworieans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 87.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming United Calanworiean economy, worth 756 trillion vapors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 101,393 vapors, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

News headlines suggest that Lily Lacerta has a sideline in guinea pig pimping, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, when their backs are against the walls United Calanworieans look out for gay men, and extreme political groups are outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Calanworie's national animal is the essence, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Calanworie is ranked 12,943^rd in the world and 33^rd in Karma for Healthiest Citizens, with 13.01 bananas ingested per day.